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Ok, so I go to this bar tonight and the bouncer asks for my ID and a $4 cover charge. I hand him my ID and a $5. He gives them BOTH back to me. Then he reaches into his pouch and pulls out a $1. Ok, so I figure we'll go for a swap.... he holds out the $1 for me to take, so I hold the $5 between my two bottom fingers as I grab the $1 with my opposable thumb (not to show up the bouncer or anything), and wait for him to grab the $5 from me. He releases the $1, then turns away!

I got paid to enter a bar.

One of my friends jokingly asked "was that before or after the band started playing?"


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