November 13th, 2003


Dolly Parton

...was on Letterman tonight, and mentioned to Dave during conversation about his new son that she always wanted to have a child and breast-feed it. She then looked at the audience and said, "well if you had a grand piano, wouldn't you want to play it?"

I'm probably one of the few guys in the world that reacted to that by thinking I'd love to have a grand piano, literally.
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