So I re-captured the video that WMM screwed up for me, and guess what... For some reason it saved the newly captured video with the timestamps from yesterday's capture, which were (I thought) deleted. What's more, the project I created yesterday then tried to use that video as its source for clips, which of course didn't work at all because it wasn't the exact same capture time and length. I'm in awe at WMM's ability to do crazy things.
But anyway, at least this time I worked around its quirks and got the video made. I now present: Willow Dance.