Dan Price (thwack) wrote,
Dan Price
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Silly kid's joke...

So my niece tells me she's going to give me an intelligence quiz. I say ok. She asks me, "What's 1 plus 1?"

"2."

"What's 2 plus 2?"

"4."

"What's 4 plus 4?"

"8."

Then she grabs my arm with one hand and holds a finger of her other hand half an inch from my forehead and asks, "Am I touching you?"

"No."

As she became disappointed that her joke didn't work on me, my mom decided to give her a tip.

"If you wanted to trick him you should have held his arm with one hand the whole time. Like this," she says as she grabs her arm. "What's 1 plus 1?"

"2."

"What's 2 plus 2?"

"4."

"What's 4 plus 4?"

"8."

Then my mom puts a finger of her other hand a half inch from my niece's forehead and asks her, "Am I touching you?"

"No..YES!"


Kids. :)

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